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4th place · Dimes
Week 10 in progress.
All-time: 2020 through 2026 week 9. Week 10 is in progress and is not in this file.
46-58 all-time
Below .500 all-time.
Easiest opponent · Soft matchup
5-4
DIM record over 9 games · −9.94 avg margin
Maye i give you a blowj0b is a favorable series at 5-4, not a guarantee. Last meeting went the other way: 89.36-179.26 in 2026.
Nemesis · Owned
3-7
DIM record over 10 games · −1.13 avg margin
Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy won this series 4 times in a row. The current skid is 3.
Biggest win
+85.12
Won by 85.12. That is a blowout, not a rivalry week.
Most embarrassing loss
−89.90
Lost by 89.90. There is no way to dress that up.
Best week
184.18
#5 on the league's all-time single-week list. Chewy's Warriors put up 120.36 that week and never stood a chance.
Worst week
60.90
That week is the floor.
Closest win
+0.12
Won by 0.12. The margin is the whole argument.
Closest loss
−0.22
Lost by 0.22. The margin is the whole argument.
Streaks
Longest W
9
2024 wk 9 – 2025 wk 1
Longest L
7
2020 wk 14 – 2021 wk 5
9 straight wins is the league's longest streak.
Playoff résumé
Bracket
0-1
Finals
0
Titles
0
Consolation games: 3-8
Playoff games on the record. No title games yet.
| Opponent | W-L | Avg ± | Last | Strk |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Maye i give you a blowj0b | 5-4 | −9.94 | L 2026 | L2 |
| Jahmyr I Go Again | 8-7 | +1.63 | W 2026 | W1 |
| Kabul FC | 5-5 | +25.58 | W 2026 | W2 |
| Chewy's Warriors | 4-4 | −1.61 | L 2026 | L2 |
| Bibi's Boys | 4-5 | +7.01 | L 2026 | L1 |
| Smert Fellas | 6-8 | −10.16 | W 2026 | W1 |
| All Heart | 6-9 | −9.80 | W 2026 | W1 |
| Sandusky's Soldiers | 5-9 | −2.70 | W 2026 | W1 |
| Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy | 3-7 | −1.13 | L 2026 | L3 |
Every game counts, including playoffs and consolation; a two-week playoff matchup counts as one game. Easiest opponent and nemesis need at least 3 games. The franchise is tracked by ESPN team slot, so earlier seasons may have had a different owner.