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9th place
Week 10 in progress.
All-time: 2020 through 2026 week 9. Week 10 is in progress and is not in this file.
35-69 all-time
At or under .400 all-time. The losses are the record.
Easiest opponent · No soft matchup
4-4
vs All Heart
KAB record over 8 games · +7.30 avg margin
The best series on the schedule is still 4-4. Kabul FC does not have a soft matchup, including All Heart.
Nemesis · Owned
2-11
KAB record over 13 games · −15.56 avg margin
Lost 6 straight to Chewy's Warriors at one point. The current skid is 5.
Biggest win
+86.82
Won by 86.82. Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy was not in the game.
Most embarrassing loss
−85.12
Lost by 85.12. That score is the problem.
Best week
179.06
A career week for this franchise. The league list did not move. Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy put up 92.24 that week and never stood a chance.
Worst week
50.50
#4 on the league's all-time lowest list.
Closest win
+0.22
Won by 0.22. A win that thin still counts.
Closest loss
−0.28
Lost by 0.28. The margin is the whole argument.
Streaks
Longest W
2
2020 wk 2 – 2020 wk 3
Longest L
13
2022 wk 10 – 2023 wk 6
13 straight losses is the league's longest skid.
Playoff résumé
Bracket
0-0
Finals
0
Titles
0
Consolation games: 5-7
Zero winners-bracket games. Consolation record 5-7.
| Opponent | W-L | Avg ± | Last | Strk |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| All Heart | 4-4 | +7.30 | W 2026 | W4 |
| Dimes McSorley | 5-5 | −25.58 | L 2026 | L2 |
| Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy | 6-9 | −8.31 | W 2026 | W1 |
| Bibi's Boys | 6-9 | −8.99 | L 2026 | L1 |
| Maye i give you a blowj0b | 5-9 | −12.37 | L 2026 | L1 |
| Smert Fellas | 3-8 | −13.91 | W 2026 | W1 |
| Jahmyr I Go Again | 2-7 | −21.61 | L 2026 | L6 |
| Sandusky's Soldiers | 2-7 | −28.84 | W 2026 | W1 |
| Chewy's Warriors | 2-11 | −15.56 | L 2026 | L5 |
Every game counts, including playoffs and consolation; a two-week playoff matchup counts as one game. Easiest opponent and nemesis need at least 3 games. The franchise is tracked by ESPN team slot, so earlier seasons may have had a different owner.