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5th place
Week 10 in progress.
All-time: 2020 through 2026 week 9. Week 10 is in progress and is not in this file.
48-56 all-time
Below .500 all-time.
Easiest opponent · One-sided
7-2
vs Kabul FC
JAH record over 9 games · +21.61 avg margin
6 straight wins over Kabul FC. The results are the record.
Nemesis · Owned
3-11
JAH record over 14 games · −6.88 avg margin
Lost 10 straight to Sandusky's Soldiers at one point. The last meeting went the right way (2026).
Biggest win
+98.86
Won by 98.86. That is a blowout, not a rivalry week.
Most embarrassing loss
−89.04
Lost by 89.04. That score is the problem.
Best week
181.00
as Gibbs no step Burrow
vs Sandusky's Soldiers · 130.62 that week
2025 · Week 16 · Playoffs · one week of a two-week game
A personal best. It is not on the league's all-time list. Sandusky's Soldiers put up 130.62 that week and never stood a chance. One week of a two-week playoff game.
Worst week
67.20
as Pitts and Giggles
vs Dimes McSorley · 108.40 that week
2022 · Week 18 · Consolation · one week of a two-week game
One week of a two-week consolation game. The lineup did not produce a competitive total.
Closest win
+0.28
Won by 0.28. A win that thin still counts.
Closest loss
−0.24
Lost by 0.24. The margin is the whole argument.
Streaks
Longest W
5
2020 wk 7 – 2020 wk 11
Longest L
7
2021 wk 17 – 2022 wk 6
The losing streaks have lasted longer than the winning ones.
Playoff résumé
Bracket
2-1
Finals
1
Titles
1
Consolation games: 4-5
One title.
| Opponent | W-L | Avg ± | Last | Strk |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kabul FC | 7-2 | +21.61 | W 2026 | W6 |
| Maye i give you a blowj0b | 5-3 | +11.39 | W 2026 | W3 |
| Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy | 5-3 | +7.59 | W 2026 | W5 |
| Chewy's Warriors | 5-4 | −1.32 | L 2026 | L1 |
| Dimes McSorley | 7-8 | −1.63 | L 2026 | L1 |
| All Heart | 7-8 | −1.87 | L 2026 | L1 |
| Smert Fellas | 6-9 | −8.42 | L 2026 | L2 |
| Bibi's Boys | 3-8 | −23.87 | L 2026 | L2 |
| Sandusky's Soldiers | 3-11 | −6.88 | W 2026 | W2 |
Every game counts, including playoffs and consolation; a two-week playoff matchup counts as one game. Easiest opponent and nemesis need at least 3 games. The franchise is tracked by ESPN team slot, so earlier seasons may have had a different owner.